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Ladida... Dumdidum dum...
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Morning, dude! What's in the box?
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Oh, hello! Are you familiar with Schrödinger's thought experiment?
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It deals with the concept of quantum superposition, the law describing the possible states of a quantum mechanical system.


Oh.
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One of those days, is it...?
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The Copenhagen interpretation is that when a system is observed it settles from superpositon, existing in several ways at once, into one of the possible states of existence.
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In this box there is a Geiger counter and a small radioactive substance.
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Ok?
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When I pull this lever the Geiger counter will detect if the radioactive substance is actively deteriorating within a 15 second time period.
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Uh-huh.
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I have calculated the probability of this happening to exactly 50 %
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Right.
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And if this happens, a small hammer will smash the vial of hydrocyanic acid.
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What?
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...which will effectively kill the life form in the box.
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what
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But since the radioactive substance is in superposition it is not determined whether or not it has decayed until we make an observation.
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And since the life or death of the life form is determined by the radioactive sensor it is not only uncertain whether it is alive or dead,
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but the lifeform in the box actually IS both alive and dead at the same time!
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WHAT life form?
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CLICK
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What the HELL just happened?
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Wow! Did you feel that? I do believe that the superposition constructed two temporary alternative realities!
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One reality where the life form is alive and one where it's dead!
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Ok, so seriously. What's this "life form" you put in the box?
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In this box I have placed a Felis silvestris catus, more specifically one of orange speckled fur.
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Mr Whiskers?
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Yes.
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You put MY CAT in the death-box?
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Yes?
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Did you just kill my cat?
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Well, yes AND no.
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Until we determine the feline’s state it is literally both alive and dead .
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(So you see, "no and yes" is the perfect answer to that question!)
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Hah hah.
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Wow. It's funny...
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Because in flipping that switch you also placed yourself in a superpositioned state.
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Because if you killed Mr Whiskers I'm going to murder you.
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Hah-fucking-Hah.
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Meow?
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What the HELL just happened?
\
Wow! Did you feel that? I do believe that the superposition constructed two temporary alternative realities!
/
One reality where the life form is dead and one where it's alive!
/

Ok, so seriously. What's this "life form" you put in the box?
\
In this box I have placed a Felis silvestris catus, more specifically one of orange speckled fur.
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Mr Whiskers?
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Yes.
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You put MY CAT in the death-box?
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Yes?
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Did you just kill my cat?
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Well, no AND yes.
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Until we determine the feline’s state it is literally both dead and alive.
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(So you see, "no and yes" is the perfect answer to that question!)
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Hah hah.
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Wow. It's funny...
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Because in flipping that switch you also placed yourself in a superpositioned state.
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Because if you killed Mr Whiskers I'm going to murder you.
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Hah-fucking-Hah.
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Mjao?
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Meow?
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Wow!
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Did you feel the wave form collapse just then?
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Meow!
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You lucky bastard...
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Escape?